Who Needs Lewd Linens?

Umm... how about everyone who isn't a mindless drone in the machine? People who love us tend to also love....

Tea Towels

A new Lewd Linen tea towel is just what your kitchen ordered (possibly on its own when you were asleep and the wi-fi was on).

Add some beauty, add some levity, toss in a little spice… and you just found the recipe for a happier space in your home.

Sometimes all it takes is some cross-stitched rap lyrics, and just like that you’re WINNING!

Linen Of The Month

Linen of the Month is a fun limited edition run of our tea towels.

Check back every month to see what the new design is. After the month is up, the design will be discontinued so get them while they're hot!

Pillows

Our homes are our cozy center— a nest where a handmade touch soothes our soul at the end of the day. Our homes are also where we get ready to face the world outside and rock its face off— and sometimes that requires some curse words.

That’s why Lewd Linens gives you the perfect blend of sweet and salty.

They are guaranteed to spice up your home, start some great conversations, and make you smile whenever you see them.

Coloring Book

Are you an artist too?

Want to participate in the Lewd Linens fun, and share the Lewd Love with all your friends?

Welcome to our Saucy Sampler, a whole coloring book of hand-drawn Lewd Linens designs just waiting for your own personal touch.

Lock yourself in your favorite drawing nook and de-stress while coloring your favorite curse words. Or, grab a few copies and host your own color-in part-tay!

This one offers a LOT of fun, and we promise it will make you happy!


Established by Jesse stone in 2014, Lewd Linens was created to bring out self expression on a whole new level.

Display the things you want to say (and never can), in your day to day life.

These products are fun and you are sure to find that that perfectly matches a secret part of you that only your best friends know about!

The story of Lewd Linens is largely the story of Jesse Stone, the founder.

What are the core values of Lewd Linens? We are so glad you asked…

Fun

We could also call this one JOY. Our #1 business plan is literally to put more joy in the world.

We love to be edgy in our making process, we love to push the line a little, and we havecertainly gained a rep for saying what needs to be said.

BIG SCALE: We believe that more feminism, and less of the other ism’s (racism, sexism, classism, etc…), makes the world a better place. So when we make you a tea towel or a throw pillow that says “the Patriarchy isn’t going to smash itself…”, we mean that sh*t. And yes, that one is a directive.

SMALL SCALE: We know that you may get up in the morning and need to set your confidence level to Kanye West. We know that you might need a “Don’t be a dick,” throw pillow to keep some visitors in their place. And we know that if we can add some truth, laughter, and beauty into your home, then we’ve added some value to your life, and that’s what we’re here to do.

Every time you see your Lewd Linen and smile, we know we’ve done our job.

Self Expression

Not just our own self expression, but yours as well. Lewd Linens curates our line closely. We spend each year paying attention to what all of YOU are saying, we find the sentiments that are either going to lift you up, or light a fire under your *ss to get you going in your best direction.

We don’t want your house to be filled with all the livelaughloves made by slave children at W*#$mart. We write what YOU want to say, and we wrap it up in a big dose of good old fashioned sweetness, just like your grandma used to do.

Browse our line of more and less edgy designs to find the ones that make YOUR home unique to you, and that say what YOU have been waiting to say. We want you to sing your heart out, and we want to give you some home goods to help.

Spontaneity

Here at Lewd Linens, we NEVER tire of watching someone view our products for the first time.

After a moment of confusion (am I in my grandma’s house? Is this some weird backroom at Death Row Records?)… they start reading everything out loud, and calling the people they think match each piece. (Sounds like: “OMG Janet, I found THE PERFECT PILLOW FOR YOU!!!…). And the whole time they are smiling. And that’s how we know we are doing our own best work.

HERE’S THE AWESOME THING: This will happen at your house too! Just leave your Lewd Linens out to cozy up your home wherever you like, and enjoy watching your houseguests get all confused…then startled… then happy— over and over again. And then enjoy watching the conversation flow. Our designs spark spontaneity wherever they go, and that is totally our jam!!!

About the Artist

Down in the Ozarks, Jesse Stone lives and loves with her young son Solace, two dogs, and two cats. Jesse is an artist, writer, and maker, and has lived her life deeply immersed in the wide variety of subcultures who also call these foot-hills home. Sharing these experience through art and writing is her life-long passion.

Solace Stone currently owning elementary school. He is learning to read, wiggling teeth, and always saying hilarious and insightful things to add to the family’s art without meaning to. Solace feeds the animals, creates his own art, and helps to color and fold your tea towels.

Products

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Tupac knows best.

All usual Lewd Linens joking aside, Tupac is the best of our generation, and we should honestly always take his advice. So keep your head up!

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No scrubs.

Like, none at all. Like, ever.

‘Cause “a scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me.”

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Not today, Karen.

Karen on over somewhere else, bucko, today is not the day!

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Sex is great

But… have you ever tried f*cking the state?

Who Is behind Lewd Linens?

You, Us, And Pop Culture...
Jesse Stone owner of Lewd Linens making sampler

Jesse stone

CEO (Chief Executive Officer - Mom)

Down in the Ozarks, Jesse Stone lives and loves with her young son Solace, two dogs, and two cats.

Jesse is an artist, writer, and maker, and has lived her life deeply immersed in the wide variety of subcultures who also call these foot-hills home. Sharing these experience through art and writing is her life-long passion. voice to daily use items.

Solace Stone Chief Child Officer Of Lewd Linens

Solace Stone

CCIC (Chief Child In Charge -7 year old)

Solace Stone currently owning elementary school. He is learning to read, wiggling teeth, and always saying hilarious and insightful things to add to the family’s art without meaning to.

Solace feeds the animals, creates his own art, and helps to color and fold your tea towels.

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